A Leeds man walks into a Bermondsey High Street bank & asks for a loan. He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Yorkshire lad hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log Book & everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager & its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the rough-looking Yorkshireman for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5000 loan. The bank manager then instructs an employee of the bank to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage, where he parks it. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the £5,000 & the interest of £15.41. The bank officer says to the Yorkshireman, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, & this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled... While you were away, we checked you out further & found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000"? The Yorkshireman replies: "Where else in Bermondsey can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 & expect it to be there when I returnâ Ah, the mind of a true Yorkshireman... This is why they survive
Yorkshireman goes into a vets & says, I'm having trouble wi my cat. Vet says, is it a tom? Neh lad, says the Yorkshireman, I brought it wimme!!!!
My girlfriend is like Leeds United. Thought she was too good to go down but I was delighted when I discovered she wasn't. Problem is now that she's down, she's not doing a lot so I want her to come up just so I can **** her and send her back down again.
Northeners and Southerners say things differently - for example, the word: bath Southerners say: I'm off for a bath But Northerners say: **** it, let's just go get pissed.
A blind Yorkshire rabbit bumps into a blind soutern snake. says sorry mate didnt see you, but can you tell me what i am the snake say ok. You have big ears, four legs, buck teeth I think your a rabbit. Blind rabbit says i will do same for you. You are very wriggly and slithery, have beedy eyes and have a big gob, I think your a cockney.
