Just wondering as many people seem to think he's committed heinous crimes against humanity during the past week. Maybe we could parade him blindfoled at the SOL on Saturday with the Swansea match on the big screen. A win he's reprieved a defeat he's put to the sword.
I think we could crucify him at the start of the next home game, maybe over the SAFC logo over the front of the stadium, SAFC TV could have a live 'Brucey Death Feed', Tombola could run a sweepstakes for every 'Brucey Bonus' extra day he stays alive.
To be honest Crucifixion did Jesus' long term reputation no harm at all. I'm sure our 3 year Bruce crucifixion plan will set us back on the magic carpet ride and take us to that mythical next level.
Execution is a bit harsh, just life imprisonment where he's forced to hear all of his full time excuses in one long unbroken loop. That'd finish him off