In memory of the much missed notsosmartspur (who liked these kind of things) and as it's a slightly tedious international break for two weeks, let's see your best shop related footballing puns. A starter for ten - Diego Costa Coffee (get it? ) Or if you prefer - Juan Matalan OMG, I must be bored
River `Stephen` Island Papa Bouba Topshop Joey Burton Royal Bank of Jason Scotland British Joe Hart Foundation