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Shearer v Hernandez

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  1. United-Kings

    United-Kings New Member

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    Compare the two players, following this format:

    Pace: Hernandez
    Finishing: Hernandez
    Strength: Shearer
    Creativity: Shearer
    Shot: Hernandez
    Technique: Tie

    3-2 Hernandez
     
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    United-Kings, Aug 17, 2011
  2. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    u408379965, Aug 17, 2011
  3. Whiteside of Red

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    Wtf!?
     
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    Whiteside of Red, Aug 17, 2011
  4. You'veBeenTiote'd

    You'veBeenTiote'd Active Member

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    Finishing, Shot and Technique all given to Hernandez <laugh>
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Aug 17, 2011
  5. Shorey13

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    haha

    how about, one is the premiership all time top goal scorer, the other...is not
     
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    Shorey13, Aug 17, 2011
  6. AH

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    You've made my day, funniest thing I've heard in ages <laugh>
     
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    AH, Aug 17, 2011

  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Class! <laugh>
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Aug 17, 2011
  8. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    Pace: Hernandez
    Finishing: Shearer
    Strength: Shearer
    Creativity: Shearer
    Shot: Shearer
    Technique: Shearer

    5-1 Shearer <ok>

    *I don't know why I'm even replying to this wum
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 17, 2011
  9. Finnbad The Sailor

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    Rain Man vs United-Kings

    Intelligence: Rain Man
    Understanding: Rain Man
    Creativity: Rain Man
    Ability to learn: Rain Man
    Slowness: United-Kings

    4-1 Rain Man, you're clearly more ******ed than him... now **** off!
     
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    Finnbad The Sailor, Aug 17, 2011
  10. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    Hey, the little **** is back again <doh>
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Aug 17, 2011
  11. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Deary me! I am genuinely in hysterics laughing!

    Are you still bitter about not getting Shearer?!

    Anybody who had ever watched Shearer play would instantly say his finishing and shooting is at the very top of what the Premier League has seen in it's 20 years.
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Aug 17, 2011
  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <doh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 17, 2011
  13. Toon_Tiger

    Toon_Tiger Guest

    Comedy Genius <laugh>
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Aug 17, 2011
  14. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Ermm............................................. That's all you can do really!!!
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Aug 17, 2011
  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    Shearer was twice the player Hernandez will ever be.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  16. AH

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    Fixed <whistle>
     
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  17. Geordie Gashead

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    Average WUMming technique shown here. Little effort put in, not very well-thought out and far too obvious.

    Get some practice in on the Liverpool board. It's like a brothel for WUMs over there - they used to take the bait relatively easily on old 606. Good luck <ok>
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Aug 17, 2011
  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh>
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 17, 2011
  19. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    <doh>
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Aug 17, 2011
  20. Jonnyaiston

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    What a complete and utter load of **** <laugh>
     
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    Jonnyaiston, Aug 17, 2011
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