Sexual Abuse !!!

My wife has just started reading '50 shades of grey', she is 130 pages in and I'm knackered and can't take anymore, she's threatening to buy books 2&3 as well it's spousal abuse don't let your mrs get hold of a copy or you'll never be the same again

 

Are you bragging or complaining?

 

Get her a paint chart or John Major autobiography that will put her off grey

 

At my age, I'm complaining, it should have been written 20 years ago when I had bigger energy levels lol

 

well be ****ed mine`s goes downhill a little if im honest.....she ****ing read all three within the week the dirty bugger........she must be flicking her bean and leaving me out>>>>....init horrible when the shoes on the other foot.............whats happened 2sharing in aberdare hey,im thinking of moving 2 sussex ............................................room for one more dude

 

I heard there's a gay version due out - 50 shades of brown!!!

 

cool i`ll buy my misses that ****er thatll teach her

 

you are kidding tho yeah

 

I don't see what all the fuss is about.

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I'm waiting for Susan Boyle's version - '50 Shaves a day'

 

H - I hope you mean her face because anywhere else is just too terrible to consider.

 

To be honest I didn't think about it in that much detail

 

Lol Aber, you'll not last a day mate

 

turned down again .....only kidding sussex,im up for regular sex but a nymphomaniac i cant cope with.....drink plenty of red bull sussex maybe wings will be needed in the end,,,,,,,,,,ps i hear they are making a film about the story(story?)......u may need my help then but dont worry i`ll bring my tools with me for the job at hand ...


h .......50 shaves a day!!!>>>is that all ...

 

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