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Sexsomnia

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Genuine medical condition, or a brilliant excuse to cover your infidelity after you discover your husband's a jaffa?

    Woman conceives while husband is asleep

     
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  2. EDGE

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    This actually happens to me.

    I've often woke her up trying to slip one in her when I've been sleeping, one time I awoke mid-muff dive and she was trying to get me to GTF.

    It's a terrible affliction that has haunted me for years <wah>
     
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  3. TommyNooka

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    Yet another insightful Sun article.
    How did they even get this story? It's 25 month old news, did the couple just suddenly think to themselves 'Lets phone the sun and tell them how our child was conceived'? <laugh>
    To be fair to the guy I'd probably have to be asleep to have sex with her too.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Absolute bollocks.
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That happens with me too. Though I usually only get as far as grabbing the wife's tits before she pushes me off.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    My missus <yikes>
    I thought you only had eyes for me <wah>
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    "I think this is a real problem that needs to be addressed "Says Keely from Essex
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

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    People having sex while they're asleep?

    Rohypnol?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Half sleepy sex is ****in great.
     
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  10. Chris-Gashead

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    Agree, although last time I awoke to find some bitch screaming at me. I think she was having a night terror though cuz she was pointing at me cock screaming what the **** is that <cool>
     
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    This sexsomnia thing has had me thinking all morning, I have 3 kids but am struggling to recall the conception of each of them so there could be some truth in it. My children are all tall, good looking and intelligent whereas I am average height, ugly as **** and a thick **** as was my ex misses.

    In conclusion I beleive if you want healthy, good looking, intelligent kids then sexsomnia is the way to go. <ok>
     
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