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Sex With Tiote

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Feb 5, 2011.

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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Just wrote this on another post.... 52,000 strong geordie gangbang
     
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    And he would take them all like an imortal.
     
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  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh> He would though. We would be bleeding more than he would be.
     
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  5. Pendulum

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    I know the person he's banging
     
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    Bleeding is an understatement. Tioté's sexual partners are one use only, they tend to get torn asunder in the process.
     
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    I don't believe you. Tiote is well known to eat his partner after mating
     
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    Pendulum had difficulty writing that as his arms are currently in a sandwich being eaten by Tiote...
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    If there are no condoms involved..They ruin the danger element!
     
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    Last known location of Tiote having sex
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  11. RyanNUFC

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    *Knew.
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A picture of the actual event:
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  13. TheLittleGeordie

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    its a fake, no one close enough to take a picture survived
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    This is how they found the picture..
     
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    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    the notion that something could offer protection from tiote is laughable
     
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  16. TheLittleGeordie

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    has anyone thought of the dangers of a Colo/Tiote tag team
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  18. Hugh Briss

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    I'm starting to worry about a few of you.
     
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  19. Beatski

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    you must be slow on the uptake then ;)
     
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