Self Service Checkouts

Napier's in Paisley (so, not that noncey but it is a bird's salon full of over made up types and silky boys)

We were talking about tattoos and I showed her two of mine and commented on the one on her wrist - she (no ****) got me to pull her bra strap back to show me the one on her back - if she didnae cut my wife's hair as well, she'd have been split in half by noo

 

Canny beat a bit of heid/shoulder/elbow boob while gettin a haircut. One had knee baws while a gay bloke was cutting my hair in a salon. That was an uncomfortable moment.

 

Tony & Guy, There's one in every good city and most bad ones too.

 

Did you give him the finger?

 

What age is the wee burd about? She sounds like a wee durty to me

 

Knee baws

 

Thatcher sounds like a dirty to you too, so you told me anyways.

 

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I'd have pumped Thatcher back in her day, same goes for you

 

She's early twenties - she's just moved in with her dude (she was telling me all about it during my pre-Christmas swa, I mean, haircut.

She's not gonna win any prizes but she isn't tooooooo heavy with quite a cute face and MASSIVE jubblies. Hair dyed pillarbox red.

Actually, if her dude googles her name and her work, he's gonna read this and, no doubt, kill me.

 

I went to one of these self service counters the other night.

There was no one there, so i self serviced myself all over the counter.

That was a sticky situation to explain to the cops.

 

Sounds like a munter to me.

 

And the first new expression of 2012 is born.

 

She sounds awright, shame shes got a boyfriend or I'd have been taking a wee trip to Paisley

 

You should've came while we had the world-famous (nearly) topless hairdressers.

A haircut aff a bird in a thong and a bottle of Becks for a fiver.



It got shut down cos they were offering extras through the back.

 

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**** sake

That must've been a long time ago eh? I'm assuming that on the fact all that cost a fiver, if that place was about today you'd need a few 20's on you

 

Now that's more like it.

 

About ten years ago.

The birds were all lapdancers with hairdresser training (apparently). It was blacked out and had a buzzer and a receptionist - like a massage parlour - and it was right next to a school

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/apr/18/lornamartin.theobserver

I must've got the prices wrong - it says £25 notes in this Guardian piece.

My mate went and they offered him a pubic trim.

Now, a topless bird trimming the pubies is gonna cause a stawner and, quite frankly, that stawner is going to find its way into her mooth - you don't really have any say in it.

 

Aye right, this sounds more like a brothel masquerading as a hairdressers

Sounds ****ing brilliant though