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  1. Sandor Clegane

    Sandor Clegane 'The Hound'
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    One of my exes tried to stop me from drinking "excessively". I was allowed a drink, but found this wasn't enough, and ended up going to shops further away, so I had time to get a few sneaky ones in on the way back. After a couple of weeks of this I though "what the **** am I doing?" and kicked the bitch out.
     
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    Sandor Clegane, Jul 24, 2013
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I don't want to get rid of the wife and kids though. Basically I want to have my cake and eat it <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
  3. Toby

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    Drink non-alcoholic beer, problem solved <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 24, 2013
  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Non alcoholic beer never solved any problem ever.
     
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    Mick, Jul 24, 2013
  5. Toby

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    You're not a pussy-whipped **** that can't handle his pints though.

    Jip seems like he needs it...
     
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    Toby, Jul 24, 2013
  6. Sandor Clegane

    Sandor Clegane 'The Hound'
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    Fair enough, I haven't got kids and she did my head in anyway. And I don't drink nearly as much these days, coincidence? I think not.
     
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    Sandor Clegane, Jul 24, 2013
  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    FFS, was passing through and read this pish

    It explains the power trips on a forum

    all you did was have a couple of drinks ffs. MAN UP ya wee wussie
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 24, 2013
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I could drink more pints of lager than you could shandy, you southern, froggy-phile ponce <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Jip doesn't drink often because he doesn't want to upset his wife and kids.

    Fan doesn't drink AT ALL because he doesn't want to upset a dead *****.

    Which is more sad? <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    since you asked

    I dont drink because of God and the promise of an eternal life of luxury in the hereafter.
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    You dont believe in that and are getting ****ed around by a woman

    YOU LOSE
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 24, 2013

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    Own up - who ordered a spastic?
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You'd just give your wife a backhander if she opposed you, wouldn't you?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
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    No - he'd tell his family she was having an affair so that they'd go round and kill her.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Probably one of his Irish 'one-struggle' bum-lickers (Ciaran, Jacky, MTS).
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Then he'd pimp out her daughters (and his incidentally) to all his mates.

    Oh, I forgot, they only do that with whites.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 24, 2013
  16. thefanwithnoname

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    why would she oppose me?

    your wife isnt opposing you either

    she telling her biatch to be told
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 24, 2013
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    I think i've just fallen in love with you xx
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    how olds your daughter again?

    might be a pint in it for you

    deal?

    talking of spastics hows your lad
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 24, 2013
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    im sorry who are you again?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 24, 2013
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    Someone who thinks you are an idiot.
     
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