Scottish Oil Fund

Scottish ministers have been warned by their own economic advisers about their plans for an oil fund.

Their report said an independent Scotland would have to raise taxes, cut services or borrow to create the fund.

Pro-Union campaigners said the private advice shows there has been a "deception" of the public.

However, the paper also said that Scotland could have paid off its debts 30 years ago if it been independent and with oil revenues. You missed the boat there ya ****ers.

It calculated that the tax surpluses of the 1980s could have been set aside to create a Norwegian-style of oil fund which would have been worth £117bn by 2011.

The release of the economic advice follows publication, last week, of the Scottish government plan to set up two oil funds.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-24469684

 

Right, you and me outside NOW. Let's settle this like men.

 

Dobber fight at coocaddens underpass?

 

Ah had arranged a meet there once before with Gambol so we could kick each others ****s in but he stayed at home for a blow job off his burd the lousy ****

 

****'s too scared to come back to Scotland after what he did last time.

 

My burd isny a lousy ****

 

Last time was in Uddingston

 

Poor bastard.

 

...to get ripped aff by Harry Hood in his ****ty pub there.

 

I know

 

Let it go man...let it go!

 

Never!

 

He served a tidy pint

Ah watched a Rangers game in there one evening.

They didn't like it.

 

They widny. Not one bit.

 

she's a lousy shag though.

 

Burd, eh?

 

But an excellent cook.

 

<secret-marriage>.

 

that's you aff my to do list.

 

meh

nay bad ah suppose