I don't know why but I was just thinking about fighting at school. I only had one proper fight at school. I pure pulverised the guy and then smacked his head off a sink. I got a reputation for being a good fighter but I only ever had one fight. Anybody had winning/losing fights worth telling about?
We would always talk about what we were going to do to the kids from the neighbouring school as if there was some medieval feud going on but it never amounted to anything. I saw a fight where one of the girls beat the sh1t out of a kid who was meant to be hard, she battered him! I was repeatedly given grief because of how I looked - punk, leather jacket, spiked hair, boots etc and even resorted to taking a knife and chain to school in case things got out of hand. What on earth I would have done is beyond my adult self but at the time I thought giving a bully a taste of steel would be perfectly in order! The shame. Only had one real fight at school and it was rather one sided. Kid picked a fight with me out of the blue, I picked him up by the neck and repeatedly hit his face against the wall until his nose was a different shape. He never came back for round two. Since school I've only ever come close to fists being used a few times and they were all over women. Standing up to blokes who were giving birds grief usually, I'm such a chivalrous twat!
Some prick decided he wanted to try and steal my bike. He grabbed it when I was talking to my buddy, I grabbed in of it and rammed his face into the bike shed door, next to us. Does that count as a fight? I've had fights with people from my school outside of school. nothing to do with what happened on campus. One "bad man" from school thought he'd gob off at me as I was walking with my lady friend. I called him a gobby prick, he said say it to my face so I jumped the park fence and did. He said he would "fook you up" then stick his cock up my girl. So i grabbed him by scruff and told him to say sorry. He didn't so I kicked his legs away so his head was about a foot from the ground. He said sorry a few times in a screechy voice and then said "here you happy blud"? I said nope and punched him in the face. Again is that a fight?
I have a very short fuse, had a few scuffles in my school days & got expelled at age of fifteen. couple years ago in a nightclub i accidently bumped shoulders with some guy, he turned & gave me a dirty look so i stuck the head on him knocked him down a flight of stairs, i jumped down the stairs & proceded to kick **** out of him. Got a £300 fine. Last year in another nightclub me & my mates were messing around & i accidently spilt drink on a girl, her boyfriend came storming towards me so i punched him with a nip glass in my hand, got a £400 fine had to pay the victim £600 damages because he was left with a small scar on his temple. 4 month ago i got done for drink driving, when the copper read me my rights i lifted my fist then thought better of it but got charged with attempted police assault which was later dropped in court ( wanted to smash the **** ). I come on here quite a lot but can't converse with anyone because if they piss me off i want to punch the ****ing screen again. all in all i'm a quiet kind a guy.
I joined up with the Army a few years ago and was subjected to horrible bullying for about 6 months at Deepcut from a group of fellow recruits... Let's just say, they made the papers...
You should definitely post more often on here. Maybe you could be my "Forum protector". If any **** ****s with me on this forum Johnny's gonna get you.
Sick him Johnny. You had your call from the ***** politician investigation yet? ****ing useless ****. Get a real job you failure.
No bad SSK. Busy fetching Alex Salmond's coffee and pastries and watching Braveheart on a continuous loop. It helps pay the rent on the one-bedroom council flat in Wester Hailes.
The hardest kid in our school had a sidekick who used to bathe in his reflected glory, and generally act hard himself safe in the knowledge that he would not be challenged. Then the genuine hard case disappeared for a while (borstal, but we weren't allowed to ask him about it). When he'd been gone about a week, his hanger-on mate pushed in front of a little speccy kid in the tuck-shop queue, either forgetting that the school hard nut wasn't around to protect him, or not caring as the little speccy kid was no threat to anyone. He got that last bit wrong. Years of pent up rage must of welled up inside the little speccy kid, because he went totally howling nut-nut, and administered a truly merciless beating to the gobshite bully. Claret, snot, and tears flew all over the place.
