Scenario. We play for the draw. Into injury time Colback scores an own goal. Mags go mental when Sam and Shteeve start dancing in the centre circle. Ashley is seen on the piss with Ellis Short in Sunderland wearing a SAFC top. True Geordie declares his secret love for SAFC Newcastle council reclaim the land **** tip park is built on. Shearer admits he was fathered by a goat.
As mentioned, would rather go down than fake a match. Enough of that happening around the world already
