SBA for August 14

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking,
it gives me great pleasure to present
August’s Soppy Bollox Award
to a very worthy winner.

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Ringo, or as we like to call him, Pumpkin, is very dear to us on Not606.

Don't let his appearance put you off

Beneath his rotund figure
&
hard, unusually orange coloured skin
lies a soft, squidgy centre
which I find strangely appealing.

The small, ridged member that sticks out for all to see,
that Pumpkin likes to call his stem,
has seen him in troubled with the police many times
but despite their all warning
he shows it off with pride
&
why not indeed
it certainly wouldn't do any harm to anyone

So step forward Pumpkin
&
receive you well-earned award.

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I am just so proud of you.



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Nice one Minxy,and a well deserved award Ringo[pumpkin]

 

I smell vote rigging.

 

Cheers darling.

 

I never get a mention and I'm really a soppy bollock, just that no-one ever notices.

 

I'd like to start by thanking everyone who voted for me, you are so kind, i'm sure this award will look blinding on my mantlepiece and the Mrs will have great fun when polishing.
All the best Ringo (Formerly known to one lucky lady as Pumpkin)

 

Corrected.
You might as well change your nym. If i am forever Norman you are going to be pumpkin.