What do you think he will have for you? Asked for anything this Xmas? I haven’t a clue what I want and with lass is nagging more than ever for me to decide. She can’t deliver a takeover sadly... I’ll probs get some books at least.
Last year I got a plane flight/lesson and a flight simulation in a Boeing 37 (?). Thanks to Covid I’ve not been able to use either but still looking forward to both. Just a suggestion as to what any undecideds might want to try.
I got my son the 737 experience but booked through groupon so it’s been a right nightmare changing things. All the arseholes at the NCL centre did was tell me I should have booked direct when they were the ones who set the groupon deal up in the first place.
I’ve mainly left them be and just looked every now and then to see that 737 flights not on. Sounds as though I need to contact them.
I’ll actually use some suggestions off here to give to wor lass. I’ll also need to give pouchies lass an Xmas list too.
I think your Mrs is trying to tell you something if she got you a flight simulation in a Boeing 737. Thats the one that the computer system flies straight into the ground soon after takeoff.
My wife has told me she has a big surprise for me when she sees me it at Christmas - so she is either pregnant or its divorce papers.
It makes no difference what you get. I got my wife a 6000quid Breitling Watch for her birthday a few years ago and she complained that it wasn’t a Rolex so she couldn’t sell it on as easily when she got fed up of it.
What's she into mate? Is she one of these candle/scents type? Got a particular tipple she enjoys? I find The White Company handy for all those house fragrance stuff like diffusers/candles and all that ****e. The women seem to love it. My gran and mother like that ****, so does the missus. The Swarovski store is always good and not bad priced. They seem to love all that sparkly ornament ****e, and things for the xmas tree. If she likes whisky, the Whisky Store is the place too go and if you can go in they are great with recommendations etc. Finally Hotel Chocolate is great, women and chocolates, winner winner. Boozy truffles from there always go down well.
Gayest post ever. No wonder your Mrs turns to @Albert's Chip Shop to satisfy her carnal needs. He just gets her a couple of kilos of cucumbers.
Can we have less of this homophobic **** on here please? I'm not normally one to defend Pouchy, but his sexual orientation and/or lifestyle choices are his business and we shouldn't be mocking him for them - especially when it is much easier to mock him for being a **** anyway!
First off, I'd be proud of the gayest post ever if it was gay. All love is love to me Secondly being in touch with a woman's need is anything but gay. Its simply sexual cunning. If Welshie gets a better blow job after being so thoughtful, is it really that gay? As for ACS he's a mackem so he should use this route too, because then he'd get a better blow job off his gran, mam and sis Thirdly the missus says she dumped ACS over a year ago because he couldn't perform and kept crying. She said it was after the third attempt, him promising to "deliver the Consett steam train to the station" each time, only to be met with 3inches of flaccid disappointment. Enough is enough she said. Or rather not enough. So **** knows what he's been doing with those cucumbers... https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12149325/ambulance-man-reports-cucumber-stuck-up-bottom/
