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Ruptured Testicle.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 19, 2011.

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  1. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Dec 19, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

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    And Jim knows this to be true because he was the patient!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 19, 2011
  3. NufcBano

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    Greatest injury ever?

    Should be on Footy manager....
     
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    NufcBano, Dec 19, 2011
  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Family guy video is exactly what I thought of when I heard about this <laugh>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Dec 19, 2011
  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    That sounds even worse than what Harper did last year (i think it was Harper anyway)
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Dec 19, 2011
  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    <laugh>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Dec 19, 2011

  7. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Naughty!
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Dec 19, 2011
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What with Fletcher getting the ****s and Dann busting a nut, I don't how to cope with all this opportunity for amusement at anothers misfortune. Poor ****s the pair of them but both fair game for a piss take in my book.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 19, 2011
  9. Mod Face

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    Hope he recovers quickly. <rose>
     
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    Mod Face, Dec 19, 2011
  10. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh> that picture
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Dec 19, 2011
  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 27, 2011
  12. Amnesiac

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    <laugh>
     
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    Amnesiac, Dec 27, 2011
  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Dec 27, 2011
  14. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Oh man I might give up football.
     
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  15. Cisse and Assist

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    The most painful injury I have ever seen:

    Watching a club rugby match. Guy gets tackled and cries out in pain. Medics get on the field and establish the guy has dislocated his femur (thigh bone). The medics decide to pop it back in. The guy screams once loudly, passes out. Medics rush him to hospital.

    Turns out when they popped his leg back they popped it back in with one of his testes. In hospital they had to re-dislocate his leg. Remove his crushed teste and pop it back in.

    Poor sod!!!
     
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    Cisse and Assist, Dec 27, 2011
  16. Smudger

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    Heard about this happening, absolutely sickening.
     
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    Smudger, Dec 27, 2011
  17. Arfa's Left Foot

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    That's a Jason Manford joke.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Dec 27, 2011
  18. Smudger

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    And Russell Howard's used it. Must have happened at least once for them to all steal it though?
     
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    Smudger, Dec 27, 2011
  19. Cisse and Assist

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    I grew up in SA, happened at a club rugby match. I was 16 when it happened so around 1994. It is a true story.
     
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    Cisse and Assist, Dec 27, 2011
  20. The Secret Ingredient

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    it'll be like that picture i posted months ago and forgot to put it in a nsfw thing and tash had a hissy fit :)
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Dec 27, 2011
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