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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I had a go at rugby the other day

    I thought I was doing pretty well but all everyone kept saying was "nice try"

    Condescending bastards
     
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    An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street.
    The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir."
     
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    I went to the butchers the other day, I asked for a pound of bacon.

    the butcher says "Lean back"

    I said

    "a pound of bacon please"
     
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    a lobster walks into a bar.

    the barman says

    Get out. You were in here last night giving it all that.
     
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    Just for the avoidance of doubt. I am aware how jokes work.
     
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    I don't get it!? I can be a thick **** sometimes though.
     
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    I couldn't be happier.

    Its supposed to be a visual gag that doesn't work written down. The same as the one above that.

    i have a proper joke though.

    Two ducks flying over Belfast

    One says

    "QuACK QUACK"

    the other says

    "I CAN'T GO ANY QUACKER"
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tommy Cooper?

    Walked into the butchers to see he'd put his meat up on the shelf.

    I told him his steaks were too high.
     
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    My butcher offered me 8 venison legs for £50.

    Good price? Is that two deer?
     
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    Two men walked into a bar.

    One of them should have seen it.
     
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    xLuKeYx, Mar 7, 2011
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.
     
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    2 muffins in a microwave.

    First one says: "Cor it's hot in here!"

    Second one says: "Aaaah! Talking muffin!"

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    Yeah, my 3 year old boy told me that one.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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