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Rudely awakened

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. was havin a wee sleep on the bog there (just on the toilet lid, not during a ****e) and someone rattled the door as loud as ****. no consideration for toilet nappers in this place man. <grr> it was enough sleep to get rid of my heavy eyelids tho thank ****.
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Is there more than one toilet in your place?
     
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  3. there's 2. one female one male. the lock is ****ed on the male thats why the **** knocked, funny if he just walked in and cot me sleepin <laugh>
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> i could be doing with a **** break soon. I have been baking this one since lunch time <ok>
     
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  5. EDGE

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    I **** first thing in the morning every day.

    On my travels across Glasgow and beyond, the urge to ****e was too strong and i often contemplaed doing one outside once, but luckily McDonalds to the rescue. I also know the code for an office in Queenslie where there is a communal toilet that I like to visit sometimes.

    Aye, one time I went into a McDonalds in Finnieston CHOKING for a ****e but the Male one was occupied by some smelly tramp, so had to visit the ladies one, heard a woman come in a ****e like a trooper was off-putting to say the least.

    That's me finished
     
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  6. Castleger

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    I'm pretty regular when it comes to ****ting, mostly around 7.15am

    the worry is, I dont get up till half past
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I took a **** behind ad boards in Rutherglen on a long drunken walk home to East Kilbride <laugh> Was in winter as well so the snow melted all round it. It was pretty beautiful <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    everyday betwen 2pm and 3pm <ok>
     
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