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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I ordered something off Amazon last week and paid extra near 9 quid for it to be delivered next day, special delivery.

    the order was placed on Friday, so it should have been delivered on Saturday before 1pm. (our postmen worked new years eve to get more hols after)

    Still waiting.....

    ****ing complete arseholes.
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Come on we're all nosey bastards, tell us what you ordered?
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    A toy <laugh>

    A computer game.
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    It's just this minute been delivered <laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Puss filled sores removal cream?
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    "Ordered Something"

    Quite clearly a latex gimp suit for ER.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Ive already got one so ner, ner, ne, ner, ner.

    Ha. Victory is mine.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Why would I buy that decrepit bastard anything?<confused>
     
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  10. Tina_old

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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Because you like my cock up your Bourneville Boulevard naturally.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    I'd have it worn down to the battery compartment in 24 hours.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Only closet ****s like bum fun.

    It was on QI.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Queer Institute ???
     
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  17. Barrie Lochrie

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    How do you blow it up Tuna?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    A Biafron jelly baby <laugh>
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    You look better with the mask on Tina.

    Also makes you look less chubby.
     
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