Rory bottles it

Well, that and the outrageous poove outfits they wear on the fairways.

 

and the way they are overjoyed when they "drive one down the middle".

 

Gas tellin' it how it is, as per the script

 

Golf is a great game played by real men.

Football on the other hand these days is THE ****'s choice of sport.

 

2 ugly bastards with pots of cash

reminds me of a certain sausage

 

I agree. But not as gay as rugby, the big game of cuddling.

 

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if you don't think she's gorgeous then your gay

 

She's like an unwrinkly Sharon Stone.

 

away tae ****

 

Golf a ****'s game? Has Tiger been wasting his time all these years?

 

Golf's a sport for boring men with tiny willies who drive Volvos and think house prices is an interesting topic for conversation.

Also lesbians.

 

Hey I don't drive a Volvo

 

What's your handicap?

 

You wouldn't say no but she's no stunner.

Small tits and a blokey face

 

Thalidomide. I'm typing this with my penis.

 

Are you a small arms dealer?

 

Touch typing?

I only found out recently that the 'f' and 'j' keys have a little raised bit on them so that touch-typists know where to position their index fingers. I've never noticed it before in all the years I've been using a keyboard.

 

*****^^

 

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