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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Zingy, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Just hope Anfield get on his back next weekend, I don't care what people say about players playing better when jeered. Rooney isn't that sort of player, he gets frustrated and can cost Man U the game. What chants would you guys suggest?
     
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    Zingy, Oct 8, 2011
  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    To the tune of "That's Amore":

    When your dad makes a bet,
    He is sure he will get.....Lots of money


    la la la la la la la laaaaa


    When your dad gets his winnings
    From a guy called Steve Jennings....lots of money


    la la la la la la laaaaaa


    He bought your hair pill
    With his cash from William Hill...lots of money


    la la la la la laaaaa


    When the police come around
    He should hide underground....with his money




    <laugh>


    I'm sure there are better verses available but I've just woken up so best I could do at short notice <ok>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Oct 8, 2011
  3. Kop79

    Kop79 Active Member

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    Nice one Artist,i'm sure there are people that are working on more songs

    I did not watch the game last night but saw the incident on the news.Shrek showing what a stupid hot headed little T*** he is AGAIN.I know people are going to say that he should not of played with what is going on with his father blah blah blah But it shows what a nasty piece of S*** he is when things don't go Shreks way.Now i'm not interested with the world cup but he does it at club level as well

    Stupid,brainless little boy
     
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    Kop79, Oct 8, 2011
  4. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    As an alternative:

    "SON OF A FIXER"
     
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    Foredeckdave, Oct 8, 2011
  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    How about -

    "You fat granny shagging angry bald bastard"
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 8, 2011
  6. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    I think the subtle irony might be lost on him there- think you should be a bit more direct.
     
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    saintanton, Oct 8, 2011

  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Perhaps -

    "Rooney you're a fat granny shagging angry bald bastard"

    By mentioning his name even someone of his intelligence should understand it <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 8, 2011
  8. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Im likin that!!!! <laugh>
     
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    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe, Oct 8, 2011
  9. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Rooney needs to grow up.<ok>
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Oct 8, 2011
  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Well we've got a week to polish it up a bit anyway <ok>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Oct 8, 2011
  11. antidistinctlyminty (ADM)

    antidistinctlyminty (ADM) Active Member

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    think you may be overestimating the intelligence of the thug
     
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    antidistinctlyminty (ADM), Oct 8, 2011
  12. Molby...The Pass Master

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    "He's bold,He's thick"
    "His dad's a total prick"
    "Wayne Rooney,Wayne Rooney"
     
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    Molby...The Pass Master, Oct 8, 2011
  13. Molby...The Pass Master

    Molby...The Pass Master Member

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    or

    "He's Bald,He's round"
    "He'll bang your gran for a pound"
    "Wayne Rooney,Wayne Rooney"
     
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    Molby...The Pass Master, Oct 8, 2011
  14. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    How about this.
    Who's that shagging in the Lowry.
    Who's that with a dirty whore.
    Wayne Rooney is his name
    He hasn't got a brain.
    And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore.

    Coleen is a slapper.
    She plays with dirty toys.
    When she's shagging Rooney
    She's dreaming Davie Moyes.

    Theres this.
    Who's that shagging in the Lowry
    Who's that with a dirty brass
    Its Rooney and hoe
    Giving her a go
    Cos Coleen won't take it up the ass.
     
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    Elpistoleros magic feet, Oct 8, 2011

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