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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Mar 10, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    From the Mirror:

    I thought he was just some kid who was far better at football than academia and if he hadn't been then his life time achievement would be asking if you want fries with that.
     
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  2. Wein14

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    Lets sit them on some sort of test and see how they do.

    Bet there (especially Rooney!) are thick as ****.
     
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    Lets be honest here if Rooney actually had to think about how he plays he'd fall over, sometimes I think that "Clever" people are actually quite stupid when it comes down to the real world.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Questions for Rooney:

    If Man Utd are losing by one goal; how much time will Fergie demand from the fourth official?

    Two hookers cost £75 each for an hour. Why do you pay them £1200?

    If cigarettes cost £7.50 and you paid £200. How much of a ****** are you?

    If an England fan spent a fortune getting to South Africa to the World Cup and you bad mouth them; how much of a twat do you look?

    If a woman is over 60; how sexy do you find her?
     
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  5. Wein14

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    His answer to all question's would be

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  6. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh> stop it it's to early ffs
     
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  8. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    that's just a polite way of saying

     
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  9. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    I do believe people are better at reading the game than others. But to say they are actually geniuses is a bit far fetched like.
     
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    He is more eloquent than I. I beleive crudeness sticks better though! <laugh>
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    Some people are just good at what they do and if they stray into different scenarios then they'll be shown up as a bit thick.

    As an example; the vast majority of female porn stars can hold a dildo better than a conversation.
     
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  12. Shola's Scissor Kick

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    This top sports scientist is wrong, Rooney is a thick ****.
     
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    I could understand an argument for playmakers like Xavi and Scholes being "genius" (not the word I would choose personally). In a small amount of time they have to calculate the weight, trajectory, angle and sometimes spin of a ball based on the movements of the players around them. I don't see where geometry comes into Rooney's game though. <erm>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Players like Zidane were geniuses in football. I would agree that Messi is a genius in some ways, but i feel that midfielders are a lot more creative with the ball so it could be seen like that. Rooney on the other hand is still developing from the ****ing stone age so i fully disagree with him being a genius.
     
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    <ok> This. True playmakers like this there could be an argument.

    At the end of the day all these people have is very, VERY good co-ordination. Nothing genius about that. Phil Taylor is in with as much of a shout at being a genius.
     
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    I bet poor old Einstein wished he'd become a professional footballer now instead of a two bit know it all.
     
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    E=MC2

    Endorsements = More Cash
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Everyone laughed when I invented a talking dildo to improve the conversational skills of female porn stars, well they're not laughing now.

    Giving a free translator with every purchase was a masterstroke on my part.
     
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  20. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Speaks Gobbledegook
     
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