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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 6, 2016.

  1. Captainchaos.

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    Spaceraiders

    Sorry they crossed the line when they became more than 10p
     
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  2. General Lee Speaking

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    People who are free during the day then go shopping after 5pm. Pisses me right off after a long day at work to go to the shop and find it full of people who are clearly retired/unemployed/just not in work/people with babies/toddlers!
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    People who don't indicate when making a turning or more annoyingly start indicating as they are in the process of turning or coming off the motorway!
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    The bitch that lives 2 doors down and runs a ****ty dog sitting service whereby she sticks them in the back garden then ****s off for 12 hours!
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Owners of dogs who let their pooch **** on the pavement and don't pick it up.
     
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    Owners of dogs who do pick up the **** in a bag... But then hand the bag off thr branch of a tree clearly expecting the dogshit fairy to collect it.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    or worse let them do it on your drive and not pick it up!!
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    The north is a strange place...
     
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  10. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Drivers who don't accelerate or hit the brakes on slip roads when joining a motorway.

    Drivers who think the speed limit is 60 on a dual carriageway.

    Drivers who don't use their indicators on roundabouts.

    Knobheads who tailgate.

    The woman who I followed down the A1 3 weeks ago who was styling her hair in the outside lane, she had gas powered curling tongs!!!!
     
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    Knobheads who wont pull over when I am tailgating them
     
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  12. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    If you could determine the model of a curling tong then surely you must have been half way up the exhaust pipe, so to speak?
     
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  13. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    My pet hate are both groups of families which wander aimlessly around supermarkets because it's raining outside and they don't know what to do with themselves,. And, secondly, those who are pushing trolleys around aimlessly at one mile an hour.

    And combine the two...
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Football its stupid and ****
     
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  16. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Nope, easily visible at a safe following distance, you will also find if you ask the misses, if there is one, that the cordless tongs are gas powered.
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    How about grey stadiums
     
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  18. General Lee Speaking

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    Football clubs who play music when their team scores a goal.
     
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  19. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    I must get off the Llyn Peninsula more often. We don't see any of that sort of stuff around here.

    And talking of things not, or rarely, seen. I was up in Durham last week camping at Finchale Abbey and I saw my first ever Selfie Stick in the wild. I have to admit to having an irrational urge to shove it sideways up the fellow's back passage. But I have never seen Google Glass.
     
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