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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    What would you put in room 101?

    I'd put Sunday drivers who insist on driving at 30 mph in a 60 zone when there is a queue for half a mile behind them.

    I'd also put Nicola Sturgeon in there too.
     
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    In Istanbul they drive at 60mph in a 30mph zone, and they regularly drive the wrong way down the road towards you, they never use their indicators, they have their phones permanently attached to their ear whilst driving and always go through red lights if they feel like it. I hate them all!!!
     
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    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    People who put endless ****ing memes and inspirational cut and paste messages allover Facebook, generally relating to being in love, being out of love and how some daddy's are just 'sperm donors'
     
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    Right now honestly id put life in there it's a battle you can't win.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'd put the remaining PL games for Sunderland and Norwich in room101. No more points for them. :)
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Audi, Volvo, BMW and Quashqai drivers. Sam Allardyce and people that drive like pensioners.
     
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    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Not with that attitude. <ok>
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

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    Faux grieving on social media/web forums. I'm sure many on here can relate to that one.
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    True
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    Can I put social media in please
     
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    Arseholes straight in
     
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    Time is a real issue get that in there
     
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  15. Captainchaos.

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    Ring pulls

    Coleslaw

    Prawns

    Crap piss and fart
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Dad. Why you say that bro?
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Barmen who ask if I 'want a top' in my pint.

    Nooooo you daft ****.


    I want a pint in my pint.

    Get back in the sea.
     
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  18. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Caravans

    Parents who let their kids "Express" themselves and the noisy little bastards

    Rap
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    People that walk in the middle of a narrowish pavement so you have to try squeeze past.

    Keep to one side!
     
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    Soup

    It's a waste of time basically
     
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