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rodwell. what small mishap

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do you wish upon him, so that he doesnt set foot near a pitch again this season?



    Maggie Byrne invites him to her sex den and electrocutes his balls with slightly higher amperage than expected, would be a start.
     
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  2. The Outlaw

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    Horrible. ****ing horrible. Don't want to discuss how **** he is. You suck for bringing it up. Horrible.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    cast a mishap on him.

    stub his bare foot on a porcupine and gangrene sets in.
     
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  4. The Outlaw

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    An attack of salmonella while on the pitch. I've had it, it wouldn't be pretty. The moment would visually define his career...diarrhea.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    or when a bird **** in youngs gob.

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  6. The Outlaw

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    Awesome. Forgot about that.
     
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    Belly laugh on a monday morning, brilliant! <ok>
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    Roll him naked in an ants nest in Comm's neck of the woods.
    Ten million ****ing knicker for that ****?
    What has he ever brought to the table?
     
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  9. monty987

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    Rodwell would have missed if there was an open goal and the ball passed to him on the goal line, what the hell does he do in training to get ahead of Larsson ?, The truth is no Fletcher or Pants now, sam as done a bruce. Morihino ? in tomorrow morning please on a 6 match contract and he will keep us up he can get Ronaldo here for the last 6 games surely hehe.
     
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    just one of them games like west brom that didn't go well in front of goal, all pointing to us scoring a ****in hat full against Norwich, bloody hope so anyway.
     
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    Just jumped up screaming you cheating bastard.
    Never reacted like that before over a player.
     
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    i wish him all the best in his new career. If His confidence was shot before yesterday, missing that sitter has most probsbly brought and end to his premiership playing days. at the grand old age of 25.

    I read somewhere (maybe here?) that he has adopted some weird diet, which includes chicken heads - was there ever a more appropriate food for our very own headless chicken.

    I feel sorry for the lad, but just don't ever see him making it. I hope he proves me wrong, but 30 appearances and 5 goals for 10 mill.... ffs
     
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  13. Commachio

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    someimes i gueess the concept of a thread is lost on many.
     
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    He's always bringing it up. Problem is like everywhere on the pitch, we have a lack of adequate options. Half the squad wouldn't set foot on the pitch if i had my way. But it's not the reality of the situation and we have to work with what we've got. Larrson can't attack, he's an old school right midfielder who's never managed to adapt to the modern game with any kind of Identity. He can't hold, can't play box to box, He's play AM or DM, what is he? What do we achive by handing an AM role too? Fact is Rodwell is the only attacking minded midfielder we have and he started as bloody CB. We've no adequate options. Piss poor squad which is dropping like a bomb
     
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  15. Commachio

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    im gonna ask a mos to delete this thread please...my perogative.

    its wasted...


    MODS DELETE THIS THREAD NOW.
     
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  16. The Outlaw

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    Fair enough mate. Was just venting and playing along with the op. Must say tho, when he missed yesterday, I jumped 5 feet out of my seat. Was about as angry and frustrated as I get. He was not prepared for the moment, the moment that he should have been praying for, instead of dreading, where the ball drops to your feet with an open goal in front of you. Jozy like!
     
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  17. Brian Storm

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    What's the concept of the thread? Folk are talking footy and you want to delete it? Are you hell bent on killing this forum dead or what? Let people talk footy man and stop being spiteful and petulant <doh>

    **** this pathetic excuse for a message board. I'm off out.
     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    Oh I know, just trying to generate footy chat. There's no balance on the board recently. Matters not. The OP has spoken. It didn't work out how he wanted so he's pulling the plug. Off out mate. :)
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Its dying anyway...

    talk footy, some **** start a footy thread.


    the thread was a piss take om a useless cowpat of a player.


    killing the forum, if i hadnt started it, i would have been less bored than after reading most of the replies.
     
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  20. The Outlaw

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    ****, thought that salmonella thing was brilliant.
     
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