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Robins Limerick Challenge

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  1. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    Hi Guys - here's one to get your creative juices going - a limerick challenge

    Here's a couple of examples (which I have unashamedly copied from a Norwich fan)

    It's time for a comp in verse
    Rhyming can cause some to curse
    But we will all have a go
    Entries welcome from friend and foe
    I think mine will be worst!


    Oh the idiots on match of the day,
    Have nothing of value to say,
    Hansen is blunt
    And Lawro's a .......
    I'd rather we had Peter Kay.


    Love to read your efforts (especially if City related)
     
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  2. Angelicnumber16

    Angelicnumber16 Well-Known Member

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    Our owner is known as big Steve
    He loves City like you wont believe
    He employed Del and Doc
    But we're still in deep hoc
    So we need him some magic to weave
     
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  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Our team has lost the plot
    Against Blackpool we stopped the rot
    All the players are ****
    and every week we watch it
    And our gaffs a useless scot
     
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  4. Caldicot Cider Red

    Caldicot Cider Red Well-Known Member

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    My team is called Bristol City
    The football right now is so sh1tty
    They dress up in red
    the defenders all dead
    were going down which is realy a pity.
     
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  5. Caldicot Cider Red

    Caldicot Cider Red Well-Known Member

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    A young Scottish manager called Del
    Was finding the championship hell
    His midfield went missing
    defenders stood pissing
    God when will this team ever gel.
     
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  6. Caldicot Cider Red

    Caldicot Cider Red Well-Known Member

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    Steve Lansdown got rid of the sexpest
    he said "Colin its realy for the best"
    I'll give your job to my son
    as my work here is done
    oh, and your eyebrows must have been in jest?
     
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  7. BrightredRickster

    BrightredRickster Well-Known Member

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    Well, down at ye olde Ashton Gate
    Our moving day will have to wait
    And for my Christmas roast i'll have
    NIMBY ON TOAST !
    and a pee on the village green fete

    Now the word on the street is that Del
    will lead us all down into hell
    so dont take offence at our poxy defence
    there's a pig farm nearby - thats the smell

    I dont half feel sorry for Steve
    But i'm beggin you buddy dont leave
    If the world ends tomorrow you wont have to borrow
    As Basso would say, just believe

    Things ain't like the days long gone by
    When City made Arsenal cry
    Young Clive on the wing would make
    Olde Ashton sing
    And Gerry would bite your behind
     
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  8. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    The column says zero
    Its not my fault I need a hero
    To save me from the pain
    As I can't stop it going in
    The defence in front like an aero

    I made a mistake by making him captain
    Oh how is the best to get rid of fontaine
    What can I do to make it right
    Everything goes to ****ing ****
    This championship status we need to retain
     
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  9. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    My favourite so far
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Were Bristol city fans forever and ever
    We're all down the gate whatever the weather
    Unlike the blue few
    They'll stay home and watch man u
    but us reds we will always believe together
     
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