Hi Guys - here's one to get your creative juices going - a limerick challenge Here's a couple of examples (which I have unashamedly copied from a Norwich fan) It's time for a comp in verse Rhyming can cause some to curse But we will all have a go Entries welcome from friend and foe I think mine will be worst! Oh the idiots on match of the day, Have nothing of value to say, Hansen is blunt And Lawro's a ....... I'd rather we had Peter Kay. Love to read your efforts (especially if City related)
Our owner is known as big Steve He loves City like you wont believe He employed Del and Doc But we're still in deep hoc So we need him some magic to weave
Our team has lost the plot Against Blackpool we stopped the rot All the players are **** and every week we watch it And our gaffs a useless scot
My team is called Bristol City The football right now is so sh1tty They dress up in red the defenders all dead were going down which is realy a pity.
A young Scottish manager called Del Was finding the championship hell His midfield went missing defenders stood pissing God when will this team ever gel.
Steve Lansdown got rid of the sexpest he said "Colin its realy for the best" I'll give your job to my son as my work here is done oh, and your eyebrows must have been in jest?
Well, down at ye olde Ashton Gate Our moving day will have to wait And for my Christmas roast i'll have NIMBY ON TOAST ! and a pee on the village green fete Now the word on the street is that Del will lead us all down into hell so dont take offence at our poxy defence there's a pig farm nearby - thats the smell I dont half feel sorry for Steve But i'm beggin you buddy dont leave If the world ends tomorrow you wont have to borrow As Basso would say, just believe Things ain't like the days long gone by When City made Arsenal cry Young Clive on the wing would make Olde Ashton sing And Gerry would bite your behind
The column says zero Its not my fault I need a hero To save me from the pain As I can't stop it going in The defence in front like an aero I made a mistake by making him captain Oh how is the best to get rid of fontaine What can I do to make it right Everything goes to ****ing **** This championship status we need to retain
Were Bristol city fans forever and ever We're all down the gate whatever the weather Unlike the blue few They'll stay home and watch man u but us reds we will always believe together