So helpful of Rat Boy to tell us how many times he's been relegated... please log in to view this image
Everyone welcome the gentlemen of Leeds Utd back to the EPL. Just need Burnley to beat Sheffield United to confirm mathematically.
For anyone that ever wanted to see Patrice Evra get punched in the face, you may have your chance. He's making his MMA debut in Paris next month: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-martial-arts/articles/c0el720qwd3o I assume throwing himself to the ground and rolling about for five minutes isn't an option.
Brighton 1 - 0 West Ham Could we hold onto 16th place, no matter the result against Liverpool? Even a draw will be enough, if we keep Salah & Co to below 30 goals. It could be a few £1,000,000's towards the solid gold fittings on the hotel bidets...
It looks like it'll come down to the 'not quite **** enough to be relegated' derby. A celebration of utter incompetence.
Such a messed up season I wouldn't be shocked if we take a point off Pool tomorrow. A performance like the one v City for example.
I think that we'll get butchered. We'll probably rest players, but that shouldn't hide the fact that we'd get a similar result and scoreline with our strongest line-up. I'd say 5-0 is par for this one.
Point away at Anfield would be a great result heading into the semi final first leg. Unfortunately I think it will be at least 4/5 as they will want to claim the title in style and Dr Tottenham will make it easy to play against (as usual)
