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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    For work. Oh god the awful uniforms noooo


    Im allowed one daft thread K
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 3, 2011
  2. overseasTOON

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    You fat bastard.

    Oh. Not Greggs related.

    I retract my first statement.

    <waving>
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 3, 2011
  3. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Where do you work mate? Cant be any worse than my uniform surely.
     
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  4. beardface

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    Constructive article.

    Good structure.

    5*
     
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    beardface, Mar 3, 2011
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    <laugh>

    I should be going as well. I've done nothing all day.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 3, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    A certain frozen food place prviously had Kerry katona in advert
     
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  7. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Better than my uniform, bright blue...
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    Bet that volcano last year was a pain with your commute.
     
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  9. SirBR

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    Got to be better than Tash's one, the golden arches only employ a certain standard of people <laugh>

    You can imagine him spitting on your large fries cause you didn't say "Please" when you ordered <laugh>
     
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  10. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I work in ASDA, so I definitely win the worst uniform in the universe award.
     
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    that jumper is just disgusting
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 3, 2011
  12. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Jumper? We wear lime green shirts and green and black fleecies, rumour has it we're getting new ones soon, I pray for this to be true every single night before I sleep.
     
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  13. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    I surrender.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Mar 3, 2011
  14. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Are you praying to God or to Tiote?
     
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  15. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    The only thing I pray of from Tiote is mercy.
     
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  16. Cal.

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    At least you have a uniform and a job... <wah> I did work for Morrisons last year though, had to wear an apron <wah>
     
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  17. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    What happened?

    I need a new job ASAP, been there 5 years now and its slowly crushing my soul.
     
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  18. Alfie

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    Try wearing a suit and tie 10 hours a day five days a week! I wander around in the scruffiest clothes (or a Makems shirt) I can find when I get in just to compensate!
     
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    Still here. The Cheik the Room and First to a Million threads have had me in stitches all day.
     
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  20. overseasTOON

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    I was young, naive and a skint college student coming up to Christmas so I sold my soul:

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    I had to dress up as this and wander the streets to lure in the customers.

    Christ. Worst job I've ever had to do.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 3, 2011
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