Gotta be sumo suits - gets all the aggression out and no-one can take an angry bloke seriously in a sumo suit. The laughter should defuse any untoward suggestions...
Anybody know the good old drinking game of spoof? Betcha neither of these foreign buggers know it, and none of that playing with euros or any other bloody deigo rubbish, proper english money for a proper game. That should sort out the racism nonsense.