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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011.

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Did he record it? I wouldn't mind seeing that <laugh>
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    You love it, you wrinkly old ****.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011
  3. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Tina,

    How do I convince my girlfriend that my population paste is 'good for the skin'?
     
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    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed, Jun 10, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, stop ****ing you horrible old tranny.
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Good for the skin? If she doesn't swallow, dump the ungrateful cow.

    **** sake <doh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011
  6. Erik

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    Thump the bitch in the head as you reach the vinegar strokes. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 10, 2011

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    i only snore when i havent had any and the gf aint giving it out at the mo. i get moaned at about snoring. would drugs be effective?
     
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    Steevee, Jun 10, 2011
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    Where the **** is my rope? Can't find it anywhere.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Yes, drug her and she won't hear you snore. Plus you can kick her back doors in with no repercussions.

    <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Try Rohypnol
     
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    <ok>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    This is my gig, ****. <grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011
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    I can't find the power cable for my XBOX
     
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    Your wife hid it. Crafty cow.
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2011
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    Sorry, I overstepped the mark there.

    It's just I've had so much experience of counsellors.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Jun 10, 2011
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    <ok>
     
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  18. Steevee

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    really. i offered her a kebab and some crayons and she was well game
     
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    Steevee, Jun 10, 2011
  19. DaveySAFC

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    hahaha
     
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  20. SleepySpecialK

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    Tina

    My CBT therapist is rubbish. What is the best way to kill her and where can I find another one?
     
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