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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Lesson no.1
    Lull him into a false sense of security by pretending to be in the same location as him and offering to meet him for a beer. Then, when you have to cancel last minute for that unexpected emergency, he'll have no idea that you're actually in his bedroom using his wife's back to balance your phone on while you text him. Works every time. <ok>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's nice NOT to be reading any moron ranting on about alleged *****philes tonight <applause>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Chapter 1 is arrange to met him in London while you are on the fast train up to Durham.....
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    They made a book out of the film, did they?

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Oooh, Chippy.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Love it when you talk dirty to me....
     
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  7. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    I'm attempting to teach my little un to read but I may need lessons myself first as I can't get my head around phonics.
    "Sound out the word darling" then the first word I tried with her was 'we' and it doesn't bloody work. Try explaining that Wu Eh = we. Screw you phonics!
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Book published 1929, Film made 1930
     
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  9. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Peter May - The Firemaker. The first of his China 'thrillers.' Brilliant page turning read.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Gonna have a look to see if Stephen Leather has any new releases. Like his stuff.
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If he is any good, you might per-suede me to read him.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Done some good stuff. Tunnel Rats was superb imo.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice one mate. I'm reading about Mexican drug cartels, serious psychos.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sounds interesting. It'll be canny graphic i guess.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm twenty pages in, this is going to be brutal.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So its nee Mills and Boon.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Definitely not!
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Wouldnt mind reading a book they based Scarface on.
     
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If you want a great football based book which is much more than that try The Miracle of Castel Di Sangrio by Joe McGinnis. Its a true story about a small italian village team that made it all the way to Serie B and the story of that season. Its a brilliant read.
     
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