Read with caution

http://www.sportsblast.co.uk/ken-bates-the-marmite-man/

Please read with caution, and try and stay away from sharp objects while reading

 

I feel dirty

 

Wow. Talk about revising history. Probably written by Ken Bates' son.

It was weird though, it felt like I was reading ja606

 

I got angry reading this, then realised it was probably Marko or someone writing a satirical piece to get us wound up. It sure as hell worked.

Left a wee comment just in case it really was a poor deluded fool speaking from the heart.

 

Some shockjock trying to get more page views for his underperforming and frankly boring blog site.

Factually inaccurate ('debt free'), ignorant (ticket prices? broken promises? selling of players? failure to reinvest? relationship with fans?) and totally lacking in balance and perspective.

Reminds me of the West Ham fan who's obviously just got his blog on NewsNow and oer 50% of his posts over the last week have been about LUFC, since he knows our huge fanbase is a guaranteed source of web-hits, far more than his own poxy club can get him.

In conclusion: some amateur angler trying and failing to reel in the big fish. Unlucky, son.

 

Good lord. That even made ME feel slightly queasy...

 

Brilliant piece. We've got to accept the man is our saviour and the one who'll lead us to the promise land.

 

I'm assuming the writer of this piece was Mrs First. April to her friends.

 

Felt more like I was reading white.riot from MOTForum. Go have a quick look at some of my rows with him.