Rangers v Celtic

**** you sonny!!

Ah, The Bridge Bar, happy days.

 

Mon Crappers - admit it, I have spent more time

Booths Bar - think it was when England beat us.

I was up in the top bit and England scored - 2 lads downstairs right at the bar started cheering. Flying glasses right at them and an escort out of the pub and up Union Street. Stupid cvntz.

 

Worse things happen at sea me old mucker.

 

I was staying at that hotel next to the Bridge Bar so was only a wee walk over to Booths. Was blootered but made it back and had a cheeky in the Bridge. #onetoilet

 

FTP

 

The only ****ing place that still hasn't got a female toilet

****ing ludicrous.

 

**** off sonny.

 

How are you, buddy?

 

Nae bad. Yourself?

 

I've a pal gambol who is on £17500 a year. He'll get you. He ****s on sofas and has a missing digit though. Swings and Roundabouts.

 

Just back from a golf competition in Marbella(when I say, just back, I mean about 10 hours. My mother in law is still here. I ****ing hate her.


*if for any reason she dies in an accident, I have not asked wee Davie down the pub to slit her throat for £1.5k that I paid into his account*

 

Yermaw on a multi post beelathon and I don't have popcorn

 

Ah, the in laws

 

Good to know my money is going to good use.

 

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This was called as onside

 

There was also one where Kyogo blazed over from close range (who was called as offside) but maeda who crossed it to him was well offside but conor missed that one too.

VAR will expose them

 

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That Trev in the first pick looking for high 10s?

 

I’ll just leave this here.