Racists and Stabbers

I went home from work on Monday around lunchtime, and muffed her, then pumped her... when I pulled out, my cock was all blood... tunred out she became 'on the blob' during her porking.

Isn't it just amazing.

 

My ex missus used to get the implants in her arm. It ended up giving her osteoperosis

 

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Mine is on the pill, and every month without fail she will be worried sick about being pregnant.

She crashed her car on Monday and I blamed it on her period She was not happy at that Wrote it off by going through bushes and not hitting another car

 

I mind pope telling us one of his first sexual experiences where he muffed the burd.......she was on the rag and he never realised til he got up the next morning How can that even happen? It ****ing stinks.

 

First burd I muffed was on the blob too, I was muffing her at 9:55pm and had to be home for 10...

Jogging up the road with a hard-on was sore.

 

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You not know about waistbanding?

If I was muffing a burd on the rag there is no way I'd have a stauner.

 

Remember when yer a kid yer hardons would appear for no ****in reason whatsoever and remain for what felt like hours

Or, mibby that was just me.

 

Obviously he canny reach his waistband ya cruel bastard.

 

Sometimes I'll still get the random boner. I was in a conference call the other week and was really tired, next thing I know I'm sporting a semi. The more I thought about it, the worse it got. The bus was always bad as well, always 2 stops before I had to get off.

 

I get a don at anything. even a hug sometimes

 

Nevs daddy hug shame

 

Hivny been on public transport in decades, but aye, summat about the motion of a bus triggers a stiffy in the mornings, but oddly, for me at least, never at any other time.

 

I think it's got to do with tiredness. The meeting situation I discussed is not the first time it has happened to me.

Can't wait til I get one while dissecting a body. That will be fun to explain if it's spotted

ps I do not have a spotty dick

 

Turns out the bold Henrik in the op is our old pal Aaron

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What a complete tool.

 

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phil mac gobble is an arsehole.

 

He's not even Irish you know .....tsk

 

what is the whole Jim Spence thing?