Quotes

We asked a hundred people things you can do with a pack of cards.

 

Make a hat

 

“90% of everything is a lie”
Hilary is a god.

 

I'm leaving cos I'm a massive pussay


Fossella

 

The truth would destroy me.

 

"This is your day of reckoning"

Hoddle is a gob

 

Alexis Sanchez is ****.

Arsene Wenger.

 

It wasn't me.

shaggy

 

Fixed mate.

 

We can't afford Sanchez... we have a budget.

Pep Guardiola before buying Laporte for £57m and offering £60m for Mahrez.

My players need protected.

Pep Guardiola after Sane was injured playing Cardiff.

Both players were strong there, that is all.

Pep Guardiola after Aguero's horror tackle on David Luiz.

 

I'd suck my own but it's rather too tiny

Sucky

 

Leicester fans eh? Seriously think they are the next best thing in the league after the top 6. Have they even seen the league table?

Saffy

 

I'm no longer feeling the love - Kevin Spacey
I'm out of here - Luvgonzo

 

Memories... like the corners of my couch - Harvey Weinstein

 

Can you guess what it is yet ?

Rolf Harris .

 

I'm obsessed with Saffy and I want his length jammed in my back doors


Fosse

 

Saffy's bomb doors will be permanently jammed open after his overnight stay in Accrington

Eugene

 

A true quote by Roy Keane

..On Cristiano Ronaldo joining United...

“We were playing Sporting Lisbon to celebrate the opening of their stadium. I saw how good Ronaldo was that day. He was up against John O’Shea. Sheasy ended up seeing the doctor at half time because he was actually having dizzy spells.

“The club concluded negotiations after the game and we always joked with Sheasy he had actually sealed the deal by playing like a f------ clown."