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Questions for God(s)?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Denny Kalglish, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Denny Kalglish

    Denny Kalglish Member

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    Ok so here's the deal:

    I am attending a sportsmans dinner next week with Robbie Fowler as the guest speaker.

    What questions would you like to ask to both God (the omnipresent being that doesn't exist) and God (the one from Toxteth who scored 128 goals in 266 appearances )?

    So two questions please one for each God - thanks
     
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    Denny Kalglish, Sep 21, 2012
  2. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    Could you ask the non existent one, why he keeps letting Lucas get injured, as we all know he helps to make our team tick.

    Could you ask the Real God if he regrets the white line snorting incident, or the Le Saux ass thing. I bet he doesn't!
     
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    gaf 71, Sep 21, 2012
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Question one is a good shout.

    The second one is a waste as we all know what the answer is <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 21, 2012
  4. Gerrinho

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    Is he taking over at Chesterfield FC and Can he lend me a tenner
     
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    Gerrinho, Sep 21, 2012
  5. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    God and God.

    One of them is an old and busted dude that got someone else's wife pregnant.

    The other is pure good-a Liverpool legend and I so wish he was still in his prime playing for us.
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 22, 2012
  6. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Ask him. If he could be bred with one current Liverpool player to create some super footballer off spring, which player would he choose to breed with?
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Sep 22, 2012
  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Ask Robbie if he wants my missus <ok>

    Ask God why Robbie won't take my FECKIN missus.
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Sep 22, 2012
  8. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    Ask the white-bearded one if the CSA have caught up with yet after 2000 years, and ask the Evertonian one if anyone has thanked him properly for his support of the striking dockers in the 90's.
     
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    Jeremy Hillary Boob, Sep 22, 2012
  9. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    John Terry to respond in...

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    I guess he doesn't read this forum then. Either that or he thinks your wife is black.
     
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    Milk Milk, Sep 23, 2012
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    Ben Arfa - New Member

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    Ask Robbie why he was so useless in an England shirt.
     
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    Ben Arfa -, Sep 23, 2012

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