****ing slapper I bet your vag smells like a freshly caught mackerel. Take your mackerel and **** off. You dirty little bitch, I bet you steal the wallets of your baldy old men conquests. You have dangleberries. Your family begs on the streets. You believe that putting Vicks on your feet is more effective. You prefer Jason ****y to Goughy. You ask for a sandwich in Greggs. You drink wine in Pubs, You worry how much butter you've put on your sandwich. You go to bed at a set time each night.
You wouldnae get near me ya ****ing fat skank. Yer damaged goods and spinster material, you and yer stinking cat piss drenched high rise scare off any potential pursuers. That and you've got a dial like a bag of spanners.
I wouldny get near you coz your belly'd keep me away ya big fat plamf with buckled knees. I'll give you the damaged goods bit though
