Punchlines (New game)

vi)
The moment a burglar fell head first from an upstairs window of a Blackburn house has been caught on CCTV

 

Burglary takes a nose dive in Blackburn

 

when asked how were you caught the man replied "standing up on the table and pulling my tackle was a bit of a give away"

 

Billy Paynter swallowed whole by 2lb Mako Shark.

 

Smackhead burglar realises he isn't Superman, when he plummets head first from an unopened window on the First floor of a residential dwelling on Nelson Mandela Close.

 

vii) A man who was dared to drink a litre of soy sauce went into a coma and almost died of salt poisoning, reports say22:50 7-Jun-13

 

Man apologises for his stupidity after daring to drink a litre of soy sauce finally says 'I'm soy...'

 

Bump

 

Bastard!!!!

 

F**king clever CCTV, should play for England. They can't catch f**k all.

 

Man admits his stupidity but says he did it on someone else's soy so.... (I'll get me coat)