I was in a pub quiz last night and we ended up with a tie breaker question which I got wrong. It was "Who am I? I was never off the nation's TV screens in the 70s and 80s but rarely heard of since then. I am famous for wearing tacky shell suits, being good at running and closely associated with an obsession for 1960s pop music. I am in trouble with the Police and am now despised by the entire country." I just assumed it was the entire membership of the Anfield Kop
What do Savile victims and Man City fans have in common? They say fuck all for 40 years but now you can't shut the twats up.
What's the difference between Arsene Wenger and Jimmy Savile? At least you got a medal with Jimmy Saville.
I was at a pub quiz tonight and my mate was speaking about suicide, I said, "suicide isn't the answer". We lost by a point. Not sure if I even told it right, but in my mind there is a party going on and every **** is laughing. Oh yes they are.
