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Pre-match rituals?

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  1. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member
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    Has anybody else got a pre-match ritual more extreme than this?



    Fitz Hall
    FITZ Hall has revealed an amazing pre-match ritual where he deliberately makes himself sick.

    The QPR centre back is hoping to get a recall for Sunday’s massive clash with Manchester United after injury to Anton Ferdinand at Liverpool last Saturday – and is hoping he might feature in plans beyond that.

    The 30-year-old has struggled with hamstring injuries this season, and was down and out after just nine minutes in the 3-1 defeat to Spurs in October.

    But he is now looking for a recall to this one, as well as giving the likes of Ferdinand, Danny Gabbidon and anyone else in the future a run for their money.

    That is after he has pebble-dashed the inside of a toilet bowl prior to kick-off.

    “I like to be sick before a game,” he said. “I do not feel right unless I am sick. It is nothing major I just have a drink and sick it back up that is all.

    “As for new players, this is the business we’re in.

    “I got bought to take someone’s job and I had competition to get into the team so I am sure whoever comes in January will have a tough time getting past me and the rest of the defenders.

    “I am back to full fitness now after the problems with my hamstring and I am making a strong comeback. There is a lot of competition in the team so I am not going to get straight back into the starting line up but I am going to fight for my place all the way.”
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  2. Northolt-QPR

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    I have a similar reaction when I see he's playing!
     
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  3. QPR Oslo

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    He should save it for Rooney!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    :biggrin:

    Maybe he could get a bit of coaching on defending for 2 hours before he plays each time?!!
     
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  6. Rangers Til I Die

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    Daft thing to do. My prematch ritual now is to wear my whole wardrobe to matches! Finsihed off with The Shirt, of course.
     
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  7. goldcoast hoop

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    dont knock him might just come good,and get rooney sent off?
     
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  8. rangercol

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    He won't get anywhere near Rooney mate!
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    I like to sit on the A3 for hours before each game followed by finding somewhere to park within 5 miles of the ground. I do it every home match so it must be classed as a ritual.

    I'd prefer my ritual to involve a virgin, black candles and a chicken's claw but I'm usually pushed for time in the morning of a match.
     
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  10. QPR Oslo

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    Eat and f¨**k the virgin then, and save the clawed, black candle for the after match celebrations.
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

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    just dont invite fitz...after he has eaten the virgin he will throw her up
     
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