Joselu sported at Toon airport allegedly. He’s either sacked training off to go to Benidorm to drink cans or he’s off to complete a transfer... pray it happens... We have loads of strikers so he won’t be missed... oh wait..
He’s on his way to China. The blokes that stupid that when they said report for training with the gaffa he actually thought it was odd but **** it anyways I’m off to see rafas new training sessions.
Not sure why the celebrations. He is better than Gayle and would say our best frontline at this point in time would be Muto and Joselu (shudders).
Because his transfer was delayed for “legal” reasons but it may now be proceeding which could mean the legal reasons are being resolved and he is saying the deal is on.
Looks more like he is going to see the new owners as he is at the Emirates desk. Probably to talk to them about the captaincy role this season.
Clearly this is conditions BZG are attaching to the sale rather than the other way on. Its good the incoming board have told Ashley, look get rid of your tat off the shop floor, its not the image we want to portray.
He's meeting the delegates from the new owners in a NUFC ambassador role, little do they know he's really looking for a player-manager gig.
Ok but pop over to the Warm Glow thread and give me a deliveroo recommendation. I'm really ****ing hungry.