Possible free ticket

I may have a free Adult ticket for tomorrow chaps.
Will know by 10am tomorrow if its available.
Send me a PM if you want it should it be available.

 

If I have it I'll meet the lucky punter at the foot of SBR with a bunch of roses.

 

Don't do it folks. Those roses will be clenched between his bare butt cheeks, like on Cold Feet.

 

He does that for everyone? BASTARD! Thought I was special

 

You are special. For you, he covers his genitals with a daisy so you don't feel too threatened.

 

Same way he coaxed out Bambi's mum

 

Jealous bastard

 

Shame it's not on Monday night fella, I'd have snapped your arm off, and those roses from your buttcheeks... Got a sexy interview for a top job!











*cough* in Sunderland *cough*

 

Pest controller?
Sewer cleaner?


I feel a thread coming on...

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...rview-for-in-Sunderland?p=7191171#post7191171

 

I gave a new sexy pair of yellow chinos now fella.
Lush.

 

Oh sweet Jesus... The thing is, now I see brightly coloured chinos everywhere... How the **** did they catch on? I look like the weirdo now with my boring coloured trousers

 

They see me and think, feck, he's a snappy dresser.. I want to look like a Chernobyl banana too..