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Ranger4ever · Mar 7, 2013

Uber_Hoop said: ↑

QPR have never played a league game against another team that has Rangers in its name,
Nile Ranger is allegedly a professional footballer,
Nile Rodgers is a record producer and once a member of Chic,
Chic had a hit with La Freak,
Frankenstein's monster was hounded by the villagers 'cos he was a freak,
Robert de Niro once played Frankenstein's monster alongside Kenneth Branagh,
Branagh was once married to Emma Thompson who appeared in The Young Ones as a posh University Challenge contestant,
Bamber Gascoigne was the famous presenter of University Challenge, as was Jeremy Paxman (known as Paxo),
Paxo is well-known brand of stuffing in the UK,
Stuffing is popular with Sunday roasts, but chestnut stuffing is popular at Christmas,
Stockings, trees and carols are also popular at Christmas, although I hate the X Factor for their ****ing Christmas singles,
Simon Cowell is 100% to blame for this, and he also wears his trouser waistband up around his nipples,
Nipples are a particular attractive feature of a lady's "chesticles" - I am also partial to an impressive cleavage,
Stevenage, on the other hand, is far from impressive and is a new town like Telford,
Thomas Telford was a Victorian engineer who's had his cigar airbrushed out of photos,
Top models and film stars have their worst bits airbrushed out of photos, such as wrinkles,
Wrinkles rhymes with crinkles, which is a type of crisp, known as chips in the USA,
Chips are part of the 5-a-day in the North East alongside pies, chocolate bars, blocks of lard and ***s,
Sunderland is a city in the North-East that has a football team that's gonna concede five on Saturday.

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Uber that's almost legendary.

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