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Pony fiddlers?

Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by Singing Blue 3, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    Having returned from 10 days on the' piste' in the French Alps, I went to restock our food last evening at Tesco's.

    Whilst there I enquired at customer services if they were planning to stock any 'chevaux' burgers as the kids had really enjoyed these lean meat burgers whilst in France. The charming lady there, seemed to think I was winding her up...............bit off topic although maybe our friends down the road have also been asking for their favourite dish being pony fanciers?<laugh>
     
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  2. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    More horseplay SB3?
     
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  3. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Do you reckon that Tescos store at Bursledon have been saddled with a load of "horse burgers" then, SB3 ?

    They might have to rein in their buyers then a bit, or whip up a some interest from the locals.

    If this problem continues to crop up, perhaps they could hoof them into the wastebin.

    Personally, I can't harness any enthusiasm to shop there nowadays, apart from popping in to pick up a tin of Golden Stirrup.

    - come on it sounds a bit like Syrup :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. Singing Blue 3

    Singing Blue 3 Well-Known Member

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    VG Woopert, I award you one Horse Point!<laugh>
     
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  6. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    So you didn't crash and die on the slopes of the Alps then?


    Phew.
     
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  7. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Probably bought a cheap bottle of cider & a snow boarding game for the wii. <laugh>
    L@M
     
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  8. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    And a fish to go on his penis.
     
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  9. Pompey_London

    Pompey_London Well-Known Member

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    My friend ate one of those dodgy horse meat burgers!

    I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear he's in a stable condition! .. <ok>
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    At least it didn't give him the trots :smile:
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I've just heard on the radio that the Dept. of Health have suggested customers buy Tesco Meat Balls instead.









    Apparently, they are the dogs bollocks....................:smiley-finger007:
     
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  12. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who has seen Charlie and Ewen McGregor on one of their motorcyle treks around the world would have seen them eating horse penis in *****lia!!
     
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  13. Saint Possum

    Saint Possum Well-Known Member

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    Now thats much better Wd :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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