This is the time of year you think about people less fortunate or suffering in the World, **** them Ponders is not well and he is one of our own. A living breathing person who we have come to know, rather like OB1 handing down the force Ponders has given a Northern waster fat ginger piss tank with a failed marriage the FORCE to better himself . Even alcoholic Man U fans deserve a second shot and Ponders end Ad**** gave that to Jip our Moderator. So let's all form a circle jerk for the pair of ****y *****s. GC is for life not just for Christmas nobody dies.
Ponders is in hospital yes we know that veg will fit up your delicate bung hole but underneath the bruvado (on purpose) he needs our love and support you bitter frog mincer junky.
Perhaps i was not the best choice for bigging you up as everyone thinks i am taking the piss 18 year old Chivas 32 year old wife ****s in a cup .
Ffs Toby Ponders is our friend let us make him feel loved if it was me nearly dead i could understand i'm a horrible **** but Ponders is cool.
Is Ponders ill? I send him my best, give him some grapes if you go and visit and i'll square you up later.
As long as he isn't poncing off the state, or using vital NHS resources, this government sends Ponders its best wishes.
Thank you for the wonderful gesture, 23, and thank you all for the lovely sentiments. I started to feel a bit weird on Friday evening but put it down to a little indulgence at Harvester. Come Saturday, I was barely able to stay conscious, yet I stupidly tried to soldier on for the sake of household equilibrium. My pig-headedness almost cost me dear. Anyway, I've got some new medication and now have to rest up for a few weeks. I'm not going anywhere yet, and I'll be back to my bulls**tting best in no time. I hope you all have a lovely day tomorrow. Stay safe, stay warm and be as happy as you can.
Tbh if you eat at Harvesters you're probably better off dead. In saying that it is Crimbo so awe the best Pondero.
