Polish a Wasp

Yesterday I spied a wasp, or jasper as we used to call them, going into the shed via a wee knot hole. I decided to investigate and found the wee ****er had started buiding a nest, about the size of a tennis ball, under the window ledge. I didn't have any wasp spray, and the first thing that I laid my hands on under the sink was Mr Sheen. Gave the nest a good 30 second blast and 5 of the wee bastards fell out stunned. Smacked **** out of them with a spade, used the spade to get the nest into a metal bucket, poured some petrol on it and set it on fire.
Job done!
Some ****s charge £25 to do that.

 

I've got a serious phobia of wasps. You're kinda like my hero

 

I felt a bit like the boy in "The Wasp Factory".

Except I've got a cock.

 

I thought slavery was abolished. Anyways, there was no need to set him alight after he sorted out the wasp problem. That's just ****ish