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Please don't go Brendan...

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by aswan_dam, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. aswan_dam

    aswan_dam Well-Known Member

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    Brendan Rodgers is due to climb Mount Kilimanjaro for charity at the end of this week. I think he should reconsider due to the following:

    1) Could suffer badly from altitude sickness - the summit is nearly 20,000 ft ASL.
    2) Could get blown off the top.
    3) Could get attacked by mountain leopards and such like.
    4) The party might run out of food and then they would have to eat each other.
    5) End up severely ill like Cheryl Cole when she did it last year.

    We need a fit and healthy Brendan Rodgers for next season. Please stay at home and plot our Premiership survival! You can always climb Kilvey Hill instead.<ok>
     
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  2. The Union Jack - RIP Bessian

    The Union Jack - RIP Bessian Member

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    You had my heart beating then when I saw that title. Don't do that to me again!!!! Naughty boy.
     
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  3. trundles left foot

    trundles left foot Well-Known Member

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    I just sh*t a brick. My heart cant take that. No more please.
     
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  4. jackdan

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    Phew, thought he had been linked with either the Villa or Chelsea job then!!!! Can breathe again now lol
     
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  5. aswan_dam

    aswan_dam Well-Known Member

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    Blimey, you lot are a bit jittery! :laugh:
     
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  6. H bomb

    H bomb Active Member

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    lol - I saw the title and was gonna comment about why he should stay.
    Can see a few more Swansea hearts missing a beat when they read that title :)
     
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  7. Stid

    Stid Active Member

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    haha just spat tea all over my keyboard when i read the title
     
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  8. MK Swans

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    WTF

    Aswan - you little

    Heart was in my mouth for a minute there!!!

    Could get eaten by a mountain leopard PMSL

    Good one

    Phew
     
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  9. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    Like it ;)
     
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  10. Millpond Swan

    Millpond Swan Member

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    F**k me i thought somebody like Fulham came calling for a second.
     
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    not best happy
     
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    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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  13. PremierJack

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    God I thought not another one season wonder.
     
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  14. JamieT567

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    Naughty boy
     
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  15. Millpond Swan

    Millpond Swan Member

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    Aswan should be sent to Coventry for that !! I mean Cardiff
     
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  16. ToL1D7

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    >.< my hearts still weak from the play off final, that one scared me
     
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  17. Millpond Swan

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    Does anybody know how long Brendan is going to Africa for ??? Mind you i think Kammy is on the same trip so i wouldn't expect it to be to long.
     
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  18. Crackerjack

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    Jeez !! . Just got home & read this & almost had heart failure till I read on . May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits aswan_dam ..
     
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  19. Soaring Swan

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    Come to think of it, if we hadn't got promotion this season just makes me wonder whether some Premiership club would focus their sights on him.
     
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  20. Scottswan

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    Probably, Soaring Swan... very probably.

    Luckily I think Brendan wants to develop a style at one club... and more luckily it works with us!
     
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