Well I'm off to a leaving do. It's been donkeys since I ventured into The Big Smoke for a night out so I'll probably end up slumped asleep somewhere round about 2am. Straight after work as well. Could be messy. Just hope the chicks don't hassle me too much. I am a married man but I seem to attract all the lookers like flies around sheite. It's not easy being The Thinking Woman's Crumpet. Anyone else got plans?
From what your wife tells me sleeping is all you can manage Must be the stress of being an office junior
Oh dear. A young buck like me with all that energy pumping away at your missus three, four sometimes five times a night! She told me that's more than you manage in a year.
Does Peep Peeps still exist? They've moved the whores away from the Harbour area now. Not sure where they congregate now. Think I'll stop one of the fuzz and ask them for directions "Evening Occifer.....................hello, hello, hello........................wotz all this about................my aren't you getting younger and younger looking these days.....................have you got a light mister...............................bbbbbbllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. sorry Occifer must have been that mini pok pie I had...................evenin' all...................
I remember seeing that pub on Britains Roughest Pubs How some bloke never smashed his **** in I'll never know.
I am and I've been. Very nice it is too. I suppose I could just wander round the aisles and pick at the food and drink their booze. They'll never notice I'm sure.
a young **** like me? Yeah, I'll go along with that Two weeks ago I was 18, now I'm in my 60s. You're good at this detective stuff Edge
It was one of our jobs. There is lovely wee Golf/caravan site nearby and the fanny that work there is delicous.
i went to school with a guy whos dad was arrested for doing that in asda. he got a camping chair and set it up in the booze isle with some crisps for snacking
I've never said that you were young you stupid old ****y Edinbuger ***goty ****face weasel ****pig bastard. I notice though, that the mere mention of your age gets you into a right wee tizzy.
Banchory is a cracking wee place actually. The whole of Deeside is lovely in fact. I know quite a few glaswegians who have moved up here through Oil work and Banchory is a popular place for them to live. If the weather is good it's a sun trap much like Ballater. Why the **** am I typing so much sense FFS.
Respect. Remember that Jackass one where one of them went into a bathroom store, sat down on one of the demo ****ters and dropped a log while reading the paper
