https://uk.news.yahoo.com/co-pilot-hid-sick-note-day-crash-114855457.html?vp=1#5NP7DaF Hmmm, not so sure about this. When I was at school I tried it once but failed. I passed the note on to my best mate Billy Bunting and asked him to deliver it. Dear Mr Teacher, Sorry ER cannot come into work today as he has a plane to crash. Yours Sincerely My Mum. P.S. If he survives I shall make sure he brings his Gym kit in tomorrow (including his plisol, pimsol, flimsolls, **** it gutties!!)
I wonder how many pilots are sitting up there bursting for a piss at this very moment! Plenty of empty bottles being filled in the cockpit i'll bet!!! As soon as the passengers see a pilot going to curl one oot they would have a riot on their hands!
