A pizza base with no topping (and twice baked) could make an excellent and generously proportioned biscuit in times of national austerity. A post-brexit biscuit if you will.
I threw the towel in, if that’s the point you’re trying to make, yes. Sometimes it pays to know when you’re beat.
I know all the ingredients and methodology of pizzas and the ones I make go down an absolute storm. Home made base, tomato layer made from a mixture of tomato puree, ketchup, garlic puree, herbs, salt n pepa with generous toppings of two cheeses (mozzarella and sharp cheddar) with whatever meat is to hand, usually ham, BBQ chicken or smoked sausage with spinach or basil for added zing. Puts Pizza Hut, Pizza Express, Papa John's etc to shame according to those who have eaten it. I'd sooner eat raw camel anus than pizza as it tastes like sick on toast. Having said that I'll happily chow down on liver and kidneys knowing full well that their function whilst inside the beast was to filter out poisons and piss. Any c.unt who doesn't eat offal is the by-product of Nazi experiments into combining the DNA of tenrecs and algae to create a sub-human level of slaves who's only purpose is to eat human faeces before dying in agony and then being fed back to the pigs that provide organs as offal.
Shirley no one pays full price at dominoes? I have 50% off codes coming out my arse. Pm me dick pics for more info
