Piranha

Just for the hell of it I thought I would watch this guff on the telly last night.................................stop deluding yourself Toiler, may as well come clean I only watched it because Kelly Brook is an absolute stunner. True to form she strutted around showing off one of the best bodies in a bikini. I'm not sure if she had any lines or not.

Anyway I found it difficult to keep up with the plot but suffice to say it seemed to revolve around some bad fishes.

9/10 for viewing marks.

As for the film, dunno really.

 

What time was that on at? did ye pull the heed aff it?

 

I watched a film called Looper whilst half pished.

Was pretty decent truth be told.

 

Watched Zero Dark Thirty at the weekend. Was pish. I got bored of it halfway through.

 

I watched The Impossible, oh ffs I dunno what possessed me but it was 1 hour and 50 odd minutes of my life I'll never get back

 

Watched Zero Dark Thirty at the weekend. Was pish. I got bored of it halfway through.

 

I used to go through a spell of starting to watch a film and never see the ending due to being pished and falling asleep. There are so many films now that I don't know how they ended.

 

So you said

 

Have you seen Zero Dark Thirty Gambol?

 

Is it any good?

 

What ones? I'll tell you the endings.

 

I cannae remember. I'd need to see the start of them to know.

 

Perfect logic.

 

alternative movie endings...

Go!

 

Star Wars IV - should have ended with Princess Leia on her knees giving a blowie to Luke (incest) Han & Chewbacca in a "Use The Force" bukkake scene instead of the poncy medals they all got for defeating The Empire.

 

Forrest Gump - Should have ended with Tom Hanks saying "Jenny, do you honestly think this kid is mine you ****ing whore? You've had more dick than I've had Dr Pepper and you only want to dump the little turd on me because I am now utterly minted, get tae ****!"

 

Lord of the Rings (Return of the King) - Should have ended with Sam and Frodo on Mount Doom getting some furry toed Hobbit action because it is obvious they were both gay for each other.

 

Django Unchained - Let's face it, he'd have been lynched.

 

My Beautiful Launderette - Should have ended after about 5 minutes while it was still funny to take the piss out of Pakis and before it got all Homo.

 

Source Code.

Should have ****in finished right after the opening credits. Why did I not fall asleep during that one?